Not only was Lorna greatly offended by my first orangutan flyer (“Racism at the Raceway and Milk at the Mielke,” September 16, 2006), but shortly after putting Lorna the Orangutan picture on my website, I received a call from Harry Pitts, Chairman of the National Association for the Preservation of Orangutan Dignity (NAPOD). Harry was absolutely livid with me that I had the audacity to disgrace the gentle species by putting Lorna’s face on one. After about a half an hour of listening to him swear at me at the top of his lungs he finally calmed down enough so I could offer him my sincerest apologies. Mr. Pitts was very firm and threatened me that if I ever put Lorna’s face or one or more of those three stooges’ faces from the Dirty Diaper on orangutan bodies again that NAPOD would file a 10 million dollar lawsuit in Federal Court for defamation of species character. I thought this was bad, but wait till you hear the rest...

Once again, kudos to our great racist Shawano mayor, Lorna Marquardt. She did it again. Lorna proved beyond any shadow of a doubt that she is exactly as I stated in my first flyer, a bonified Racist and a bigot. Why do I say that? On Sunday, February 25, 2007, the Shawano Leader ran a story about Lorna’s lawsuit against me, which, by the way, I hadn’t even been legally served as of then. It is always nice to be notified of insignificant things like that with splash headlines in that tiny local newspaper that I used to call the Evil Leader. As a fact, I am now promoting that paper to the “Dirty Diaper,” and that is its name forever. From now on, whenever you see the Shawano Leader, let’s everybody call it the Dirty Diaper, which is a much more fitting name for a paper with a continual load in its drawers. Obviously, Lorna again enlisted the help of those three racist stooges at the Dirty Diaper, Rod Christensen, publisher, Kent Tempus, editor, and Tim Ryan, reporter, to join her in spreading their collective fecal matter all over the county and eventually all over the world via the internet once again.

Actually, I must confess, that our small town, just-crawled-out-from-under-a-rock reporter, Tim Ryan was gallant enough to fax me a copy of the seven page lawsuit on Friday, February 23, after I received an anonymous fax from someone at the Dirty Diaper informing me that Lorna was suing me and SIST for defaming her character. Actually, I didn’t think it was possible to defame her character anymore than she already has herself by her racist actions, but, I guess, who cares. I called the Dirty Diaper and asked Dim Wit Ryan if he were the one who had faxed me the information about Lorna’s lawsuit, and he said that he was. He also was asking me to reply to the lawsuit, but I informed him that I had not seen it nor did I know where it was filed. Dim Wit told me that it was filed on Thursday, February 22, in Shawano Circuit Court, and I ordered him to fax me a copy, which he did.

Isn’t it interesting how this Shawano Justice system works? But this has been going on for 32 years, and nobody raises a question about it. Welcome to Shawano, folks, the City of the Inquisition and the Black Hole of the Universe, where right is wrong and wrong is right. Lorna files a lawsuit in her own “house cat” court, then takes the paperwork to her best friends at the Dirty Diaper and plans another fecal-matter splash in Sunday’s edition of her paper. And whom did she sue besides me? She sued Midwest Properties of Shawano, Midwest Oil of Wisconsin, and SIST. Why did she sue those entities which amounted to the three gas stations that SIST owns? She is telling the world loud and clear that she is a Racist because she is singling out only those three businesses owned by SIST where I was standing outside, passing out my flyers.

But the fact of the matter is, that besides the three gas stations owned by SIST, I have distributed my flyers from at least a dozen other businesses around Shawano. And I know for a fact that Lorna called one of them and threatened them for having my flyers there. So Lorna was completely aware that other businesses also were in support of what I was doing. In fact, I passed out thousands of these flyers all over the place, and people loved them. So why didn’t she name those dozen other businesses in her lawsuit? Because she is a Racist, and a Chicken Racist at that. The reason that Lorna didn’t name them in her lawsuit is because the owners of those other businesses come from the same ethnic background as Lorna and have the same skin color. She knows full well that if she sues them that they would rouse up a whole bunch more local businesses to fight against the great orangutan from multi-war fronts, firing scores of counter lawsuits against her. Lorna knows better than to go there. She knows that when the lawsuits come she wouldn’t have room to breathe let alone time to primp her mangy, red, orangutan hair and pick fleas from under her arm pits to feed to her three racist cheerleaders at the Dirty Diaper.

And then, to top things off, she claims that she “hired” a bunch of illiterate, low IQ, no IQ attorneys from a local Shawano law firm to defend her, and they don’t know the law either. And of course, we all know our local small town Goliaths, Backburner Aschenbrener, Hinky, Stinky Woods, Slamia Lamia, Slimy Squid Schmid, and Hairpin, Hairbrain Cher Skin. But we all know how things work here in Shawano—“hired” means free beenies for services rendered.

The fact of the matter is, which all these low IQ, no IQ attorneys don’t know, is that Lorna is a public figure, and as a public figure, anyone can criticize her and say anything about her that they want. It is called freedom of speech, and it is every citizen’s right under the Constitution of the United States. When I published the flyers and distributed them in public places I was exercising my right to freedom of speech.

When I put up this web site and posted my flyers on this site exposing Lorna Marquardt the mayor’s racism, that was my right to freedom of speech as a citizen of the United States. But what did Lorna do? Lorna used her power and influence as mayor to illegally cancel my web site twice. I am the one who should be filing a lawsuit against her, not she against me. So what has the Dirty Diaper and the Shawano Discrimination Team been doing to Dr. Roy and SIST for over 32 years? That somehow doesn’t matter because Dr. Roy comes from a different ethnic background and has a different skin color.

All the big people in this country, like senators, representatives, governors, movie stars, TV personalities, they all get mocked in the media. Every day newspapers across the country post political cartoons of public figures and everyone enjoys them. It is called freedom of speech. Look at how President Bush is mocked and criticized in the media and on the internet. Why? Because he is a public figure. And Lorna, as long as she is in office, is a public figure. That’s why I’m so fired up because this whole town and county has been harassing a man for over 32 years and fabricating stories about him and the SIST businesses just because he has a different skin color and comes from a different ethnic background. Let’s all face that fact. That is why I wrote the flyers and put them on my web site. I hate this injustice, and I am exposing it and will continue to do so.

We all know that Lorna has a big problem. Lorna is a small town mayor who thinks she is the goddess of the earth and the queen of the universe. But who is Lorna anyway?—a former bank teller who can’t even spell the big people’s names let alone read the New York Times. Now Lorna thinks that she can rewrite the Constitution. But we will all see how far her ignorant lawsuit goes when it hits Federal Court.

And to set the record straight, neither SIST nor any of its affiliated businesses had anything to do with my flyers or my web site. I am a private citizen of the United States, and I chose to write those flyers totally on my own to expose Lorna the Racist for the bigot that she is.

Actually, Lorna thinks that she can interpret everything to her own benefit. She wants everyone to believe that she, as an individual, is suing me and SIST, and that she being the mayor of Shawano and a representative of the city have nothing to do with her actions—and she wants us to accept that as fact. But that, we all know, is a big lie. On the other hand, I am an individual citizen standing up and exposing her racism and bigotry, and what I am doing has nothing to do with SIST or its affiliated businesses. Lorna doesn’t want to accept that fact and is trying to tie me down as a representative of SIST by filing a lawsuit against the school also. But her tricks don’t work. It is another obviously hostile racial slash against Dr. Roy and SIST businesses with Lorna again using her position as mayor to accomplish perverted ends.

Therefore, as a tribute to Lorna for her multicultural humanitarian efforts here in Shawano, I propose that we select a day of honor called Lorna the Orangutan Day sometime this summer when we can hold a huge open air rally to pay our respects to our great Lorna. On eBay the other day I noticed that Planet of the Apes was selling out of its last 10,000 ape masks and costumes, and I bought the whole lot for $0.25 a piece. I am offering them at cost to all who will be willing to come join us in honoring our great lady Lorna on national Honor Lorna the Orangutan Day. All you need to bring to the celebration is a bunch of rotten bananas and a good stout throwing arm. And don’t worry; I will be sure to invite her three hairy bedfellows from the Dirty Diaper to share in her glory. Kudos again to the Great Orangutan, Lorna the Racist, the Mayor of Shawano.